English Tongue Twisters

(English Tongue Twisters)
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Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...
A smart fella, a fella smart.
It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.
She is a thistle sifter. She has a seive of unsifted thistles
and a seive of sifted thistles and the seive of unsifted thistles
she sifts into the seive of sifted thistles because she is a thistle
Admidst the mists and coldest frosts,
With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts,
And still insists he sees the ghosts.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,
was he?
Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ...
Mallory's hourly salary.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit,
and on that slitted sheet I sit.
Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring
or there will be an offspring next spring.
A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned.
So what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee".
Said the flea, "Let us fly".
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Five fat friars frying flat fish.
The bottle of perfume that Willy sent
was highly displeasing to Millicent.
Her thanks were so cold
that they quarreled, I'm told
o'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent
Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw,
Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw,
Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw
would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw.
The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood
Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw
wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found
a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw.
And Esau Wood sawed wood.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump thunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig pluckers' son,
but I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.
Extinct insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts.
The sixth sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.
Sweater weather, leather weather.
One black beetle bled only black blood,
the other black beetle bled blue.
Six smart fellows felt smart.
The big black bug's blood ran blue.
I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.
So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom
will rarely earn immoral money.
Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ...
If a packet hits a pocket on socket on a port
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash
Then your situation 's hopeless and your system 's gonna crash.
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
Ray Rag ran across a rough road.
Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.
Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?
Elmer Arnold
A Tudor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
to tutor two tooters to toot?"
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.
Thin sticks, thick bricks.
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
A big black bug bit a big black bear and
made the big black bear bleed blood.
Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler,
hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.

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