English Tongue Twisters

(English Tongue Twisters)
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Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought
wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the
thought I thought I thought had been the
thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
A noise annoys an oyster,
but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.
There was a young man called Fisher
who was fishing for fish in a fissure.
Then a cod with a grin
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're searching the fissure for Fisher.
Slick slim slippers sliding south.
The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we sought to stay;
The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we'd stay all day.
The Leith police dismisseth us,
We both sighed sighs apiece;
And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye
Were the size of the Leith police.
Six stick shifts stuck shut.
Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.
The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.
How much dough would Bob Dole dole
if Bob Dole could dole dough?
Bob Dole would dole as much dough
as Bob Dole could dole,
if Bob Dole could dole dough.
People pledging plenty of pennies.
Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy.
To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.
But do not buy too big a toboggan!
Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan
to buy to begin to toboggan.
Courtney Dworkin
Switch watch, wrist watch.
Six thick thistle sticks.
Moses supposes his toes are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously, for
nobody's toes are posies of roses,
as Moses supposes his toes to be.
I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
Irish wristwatch
She had shoulder surgery.
Three Tree Turtles
Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.
If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters,
where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?
My Friend Gladys
Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.
Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad.
But the sadness of her sadness,
and the gladness of her gladness,
Are nothing like her madness when she's mad!
I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?
You couldn't, unless you could, could you?
real rear wheel
Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape,
ship-shape tip-top sock.
The cow flys at midnight ... while holding a wooden spoon.
National Sheepshire Sheep Association
The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.

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